Jokes of the day night

Last night, ZR, H2O and me, we went to New York Pizza for dinner.

There were lots of people. The crews seemed busy. So we waited patiently to order our food.


Then, one of the 2, excitedly said,

"Hey.... got NYP cheese fries leh......"
Me: (confused.... and thinking hard..... looked around..... smiled) eh.... you look at this (pointing to the signboard)
Me: "NYP = New York Pizza and not Nanyang Polytechnic."

2nd joke:

Crew: "what drinks would you all like to have?"
Me: " Can I have ice-lemon tea please?"
H2O: " Can I changed to root beer?"
Crew:"I'm sorry. We only have pepsi."
Us: "..........."

3rd joke of the day:

(after we have paid for the food and it was already 9pm.)
Crew:"I'm afraid you have to wait for 1 hr."
Us: "........."
Us:"Do you provide delivery sevice?"